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The Nongmaiching Reserved Forest, also unofficially spelled as the Nongmaijing Reserved Forest, is one of the eight reserved forests of Imphal East district of Manipur. Covering an area of 67 square kilometers, it protects the forests of the Nongmaiching Ching mountains.
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