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The Tavda is a Siberian river that drains part of the central Ural mountains into the Tobol. It is north of the Tura and south of the Konda. It is located in Sverdlovsk Oblast and Tyumen Oblast.
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Lance Jonathan Sussman is a historian of American Jewish History, college professor, Chair of the Board of Governors of Gratz College, Melrose Park, PA and until summer 2022 the senior rabbi, now emeritus, at Reform Congregation Keneseth Israel (KI) located in Elkins Park, PA. He is the author of books and articles including: Isaac Leeser and the Making of American Judaism (1995) and Sharing Sacred Moments (1999), and a co-editor of Reform Judaism in America: A Biographical Dictionary and Sourcebook (1993) and New Essays in American Jewish History (2009). Since 2010 he has also published articles on Judaism and art.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Byler Road","displaytitle":"Byler Road","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5004125","titles":{"canonical":"Byler_Road","normalized":"Byler Road","display":"Byler Road"},"pageid":10268890,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Byler_Road.jpg/330px-Byler_Road.jpg","width":320,"height":432},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Byler_Road.jpg","width":588,"height":793},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1217317666","tid":"2c5bf245-f2fb-11ee-90df-30a80596ff2a","timestamp":"2024-04-05T03:18:29Z","description":"United States historic place","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":33.38888889,"lon":-87.59694444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byler_Road","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byler_Road?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byler_Road?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Byler_Road"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byler_Road","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Byler_Road","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byler_Road?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Byler_Road"}},"extract":"Byler Road is the oldest public road in Alabama still in use today. Constructed in the mid-1820s, it connected Courtland near the Tennessee River with Tuscaloosa near the Black Warrior River.","extract_html":"
Byler Road is the oldest public road in Alabama still in use today. Constructed in the mid-1820s, it connected Courtland near the Tennessee River with Tuscaloosa near the Black Warrior River.
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